"As long as the beer is fresh and the pour is honest, we’re good to go; less geeking, more drinking."
— Jason & Todd Alsrom, BeerAdvocate Founders
"He knows the last digit of Pi."
— Dos Equis’ ‘Most Interesting Man in the World’
"Don’t you hate it when you’re typing something and you’re thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were beer."
— JL Beers Sioux Falls
"The Church is near, but the road is icy. The Bar is far, but I will walk carefully."
— Russian Proverb
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
— Benjamin Franklin
"Twenty-four hours in a day, twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence?"
— Stephen Wright
"Life’s too short to drink cheap beer."
"Beer is the answer. I don’t remember the question."
— Ray Foley
"A psychologist once said that we know little about the conscience — except that it is soluble in alcohol."
— Thomas Blackburn